What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy Bones

 

How does a witch tell time?

 She looks at her witch watch.

 

What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

 Fly by night operations

 

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

 Home Moaner's Insurance

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